Category: DAVE The Scribe

Goodnight, Sweet Girl

“You have learned enough to see that cats are much like you and me.”
~T. S. Eliot

A Short Jerry Stiller Story

From what little I saw, he was a pretty cool guy.

I Left My Heart In San Francisco

They wanted me to sing Tony’s song, so I sorta did but I scared the cat.

The Maltese Mexican

This was easily the most profoundly racist little puppy I’d ever seen.

The Nights Are Hell

When night falls, I try not to.

Cashier Number Eight

Remember when we did things like shopping?