OH, WHAT TO DO?
Silly flies! IT’S A TRICK! Same for you dumb-ass fish. DON’T BE FOOLED!
Channeling my inner old-fogey as I talk about GIRLS ON SHIPS. WHOA!
My very own Uncle Hawkeye, the Korean War Doctor and alla-round jokester.
I now call them ‘EARPHONES,’ for very good reason…