Category: DAVE The Scribe

San FranTastic Cisco

The way things were, before, well… you know… *cough*

A Taxi Tale

Always ask the name… ALWAYS.

The Coronalypse Is Here

Turns out that Argentine Merlot pairs exceptionally well with Trader Joe’s cat food.

You mean FORMER Tour Guide, right?


Don’t be a FLY! ..or a WALLEYE!

Silly flies! IT’S A TRICK! Same for you dumb-ass fish. DON’T BE FOOLED!

Hard Tack and Wooden Buckets

Channeling my inner old-fogey as I talk about GIRLS ON SHIPS. WHOA!